Post #1593298
2026-04-22 12:14 UTC
Replies (10)
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@MyQueerHeart@bark.lgbt 2026-04-22 12:20
@Jaimieserotica :)
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@hannorein@mastodon.social 2026-04-22 13:00
@Jaimieserotica Maybe his battery has gone bad and can't be replaced because it's glued in?
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@Sobex@social.sciences.re 2026-04-22 13:01
@Jaimieserotica Well Tim Cook is still going to be doing the very important job of talking with all those head-of-state, dictators, and politicians (Aka the Chief Bootlicking Officer), so that Ternus doesn't have to deal with it. Tim is already hated for bending the knee, no need to saddle the new CEO with that.
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@allancavanagh@mastodon.social 2026-04-22 13:26
@Jaimieserotica 👏👏👏
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@knapjack@social.vivaldi.net 2026-04-22 13:41
@Jaimieserotica He's definitely running hot and works fewer hours per day. A friend noticed he doesn't.like Safari anymore but he still takes good pictures.
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@emergencydoc@cosocial.ca 2026-04-22 16:38
@Jaimieserotica He will only qualify for software updates for the next 4 years.
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@linuxandyarn@hachyderm.io 2026-04-22 17:01
@Jaimieserotica We definitely need more planned obsolescence for billionaires and C-Suiters.
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@phred@weirder.earth 2026-04-22 22:31
@Jaimieserotica over time his body becomes glasslike, translucent
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@la@chaos.social 2026-04-22 23:18
@Jaimieserotica time to jailbreak the cook. I have one apple device and it runs honest to god linux
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@grim_elsewhere@lgbtqia.space 2026-04-23 02:29
@Jaimieserotica can we please make "getting bricked" a thing for referring to tech CEOs getting axed?