Jaimie's Erotica

Jaimieserotica@kinkycats.org

Jaimie is a cis-femme bisexual hot-mess who spends far too much time thinking about sex and trying to take 'arty' pictures of her bottom. She has her very own website with <a href="https://kinkycats.org/tags/erotica" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#erotica</a> written by her and several pictures of her arse, taken by her. She draws a bit too. Boosts Welcome!! The fine print: I post sexual content, which doesn't mean I'm looking for sex. I'm sure your penis is lovely but I don't want to see it, ta. <a href="https://kinkycats.org/tags/sexblogger" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#sexblogger</a> <a href="https://kinkycats.org/tags/fuckAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#fuckAI</a> <a href="https

Posts

Post #4452889
One year ago, I wrote a whining, self-pitying post about how I was working so hard on my writing and my site and hardly anyone had visited in the first 6 months (get the tiny violins out). I illustrated it with this photo, apropos of nothing, but it's my favourite latex dress so, y'know. In my first 6 months, I got 591 page views. Last week alone I got 830. 24K this year to date. The moral is: don't be a whiny little bitch and keep at it.
Post #4311833
In February I wrote a short story set in August; hot humid and sticky. The first paragraphs seem quite prescient now! I'm still learning the craft of writing, but I'm proud of this, which is one of the most popular stories on my site, by page views. Jx https://jaimieserotica.com/the-chauffeur-and-his-obsession/ #erotica #writing
Post #4188081
@girlonthenet@mastodon.social Has outed my secret identity, so I've changed my profile pic for 24 hours. Also - 700 followers! Aw shucks, you guys ❤️
Post #4064586
Morning lovers! I've got a busy day, so I'm going early with this. New, long and exceedingly dirty #erotica is live on my site now. https://jaimieserotica.com/slave-to-love-2-retail-therapy/
Post #3710810
In January, when the temperatures were normal for England, I wrote about being in Ibiza (where there was a nice pool to cool off in) and an indulgent, drowsy, cummy little wank I had while watching myself in the mirror on the ceiling. Jxx https://jaimieserotica.com/girl-in-the-mirrored-ceiling/
Post #3430213
Well this feels a bit weird, and amazing and exciting! I'm publishing my first guest blog!! I wrote a piece for my friend, the amazing JK Mill, which she posted up on her site last week. The plan was to do an #erotic story swap. Like a hostage swap but smuttier. So here's hers and it's an absolute banger. Jxx https://jaimieserotica.com/signs-guest-erotica-by-jk-mill/
Post #2855130
Just when I think I&#39;m fully committed to the sapphic lifestyle, I go and rewatch the original &#39;Roadhouse&#39;. Damn you, Patrick Swayze (unnnngh!). Probably the most beautiful man who ever lived. 🥵 ❤️
Post #2855129
RE: https://mastodon.social/@girlonthenet/116630715221637913 Sorry? Am I a what?? Well, yes. In fact, I AM a subby little fuck! :ablobcatpnd_heart_happy:
Post #2533886
&#39;He begins to dance, and the transportation is complete. We exist now in a bubble, a space outside of time where it’s just us: him and me, and I have never intended my movements more than I have at this moment.&#39; NEW EROTICA incoming tomorrow! I&#39;m quite proud of this one... It&#39;s a guest feature for a friend of mine. You haven&#39;t met her - she goes to a different school - but I know you&#39;ll love her. Jx
Post #2405579
😂 Artistically dragged through a hedge - I&#39;m dying!
Post #2004017
I'm taking a bit of a break from non-essentials. 'Re-centering myself' is what I'm doing, I guess. Consequently I'll be around a bit less for a little while. See you all soon. Jxx
Post #1686843
My style of writing means that my average word count for erotica tends to hover around the 3000-mark. Last year, I challenged myself to write a piece in under 500 words and for it still to be a story. This is what I came up with. 499 words-worth (dead poet jokes welcome) https://jaimieserotica.com/popping-his-subservient-man-cherry/
Post #1593298
Now that Apple have announced a new CEO is due to arrive soon, I wonder if they&#39;ll be deliberately slowing Tim Cook down with a view to completely bricking him when the new one arrives?
Post #1326025
Come and join me in a perfumed night-garden... https://jaimieserotica.com/night-blooming-jasmine/ #erotica #sapphic #lesbianerotica
Post #1326024
RE: https://kinkycats.org/@Jaimieserotica/116421280995486217 ICYMI... I&#39;m off to take advantage of the nice weather and have a lovely day out. If you&#39;re more in the market for snuggling up with a sexy read, might I offer you my new piece of #erotica, live on my site now? Have a fantastic weekend, whetever you&#39;re doing. Jxxx
Post #1117828
I sucessfully managed to change the battery in my Mini today, all on my own. I had offers from kind and well meaning men to come over and do it for me. I told them that I&#39;m a competent, independent woman, and I was sure I could do it, thanks very much. If you catch me making proclamations like that in the future, please tell me not to be such a twat. An hour and a half of my life I will never get back. And those things are feckin&#39; HEAVY!!
Post #1012842
Hi gang. Does anyone here have expertise with Bunny CDN? Long story short, I&#39;m trying to avoid having to geoblock my whole site from the UK. The plan is just to block the pictures. Sundial (who has been a FUCKING LIFESAVER) has been holding my hand through the process of setting it up. So I got my account, set up my storage zone and pull zone, linked them, uploaded a picture, copied the URL and pasted into a test post (this all took several hours) and voila! It worked and I went to bed h...
Post #967175
&#39;Self-Portrait With Typewriter&#39;. I just finished making this to go on the &#39;About&#39; page of my site. Yeah, I made my tits look bigger: bite me.
Post #892261
Gosh. I had more page views on my site in March than in the whole of last year combined... I guess you could say things are getting serious 😱 :blobcat_dizzy: 🤯 (with a little help from GOTN pixie-dust, I think) I think I&#39;m going to hide behind the sofa under a blanket and eat Haagen Dazs straight from the tub. Pralines and cream, obvs.
Post #868174
RE: https://mastodon.social/@girlonthenet/116269551723207496 Oh my sweet Lord. How can you make consent into something which is so drippingly hot? This. This is how. An amazing piece of writing SO sexily read.
Post #868173
I&#39;ve been working on a new self-portrait/avatar for the site and socials. I thought I&#39;d give you lot a sneak preview of work-in-progress since you&#39;re my besties and stuff, yeah? Jx
Post #782679
I&#39;m working from home today, thank god. Still loads to do though, so I mustn&#39;t get distracted by smut...
Post #782676
Once upon a time (when I was at university) I did a photo-shoot for a top-shelf magazine. I had offers to do more but decided having a side-hustle as a glamour model wasn&#39;t compatible with my prospective future career. In February last year, I wrote a two part #erotica about what might have happened if I&#39;d made a different decision... https://jaimieserotica.com/jaimie-gets-the-cream-part-1/
Post #776084
Ughhh. I have too much work to do and not enough time to do it. I need a clone of myself, as long as the duplicate doesn&#39;t have the same running costs as the original.
Post #776082
Still working 😢 On the upside, I&#39;ve poured myself a glass of wine. The quality of my work may improve. I&#39;ll keep you posted...
Post #726098
In The UK it feels like spring might finally be springing after 429 years of continuous rain. Here&#39;s a brand-new sultry tale of sexual obsession to warm your weekend up! Jxxx https://jaimieserotica.com/the-chauffeur-and-his-obsession/
Post #726094
I’ve had the decorators in. That’s not a euphemism for being on my period; I’ve been working my lily-white arse off to give the website a complete overhaul. It’s cleaner, prettier and, hopefully, much faster. Crucially, it’s now – I’m pretty confident – OSA compliant, too. I hope you like it. https://jaimieserotica.com/ #erotica #sexystories