the simulation jumped the shark with the is Trump guy

@TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-16 05:42

Spoken like a true toddler.

@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-15 13:56

Wait wait wait, so he’s simultaneously blockading AND opening the strait? Dafuq?

@ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-15 14:08

So because China said fuck you were going through the strait anyways, he’s taking credit for their entering? Lol The Nuh uh, is too strong with that one.

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@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2026-04-15 14:00

I honestly can’t tell what’s real any more. Which is the whole idea, I guess.

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@ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2026-04-16 09:01

I’m very good at translating idiot speak and even I don’t get it. He’s declining fast.

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@davetortoise@reddthat.com 2026-04-16 09:23

What an odd thing to say

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@DragonAce@lemmy.world 2026-04-15 15:55

Holy fuck, he really IS declining fast. The language in this post is even dumber and more childlike than normal. We gotta get this fucker out of the WH.

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@jagermo@feddit.org 2026-04-15 14:07

Oh, China is very happy, that part I believe. As does the economist ![](https://feddit.org/pictrs/image/03a0d765-e4fe-442c-b972-aba8ade943ef.jpeg)

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@CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2026-04-15 17:04

Now open the strait of Epstein you fat fuck

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@ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 2026-04-15 17:19

*me, punching you in the face: "Aren't you glad I'm helping?"

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@Triumph@fedia.io 2026-04-15 14:13

That's not from Trump. While it uses his phrasing, sort of, the whole thing stays on one point and is generally cohesive.

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@FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2026-04-15 13:47

- President DJT AKA President Don't Jump Theshark

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@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2026-04-15 13:43

Trump's tweets become 10x funnier and 20x more sad when you read them in Chris Chan's voice

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@ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2026-04-16 17:27

Every time Trump makes a tweet, I cannot gauge whether it's fake or real. How can a nation elect something like that?

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@altphoto@lemmy.today 2026-04-16 03:52

Ai, please write the stupidest shit ever about how I'm going to open the straight of Hormuz after I shut it down for a month with a stupid war. Mention Xi in a rudely polite asshole way. Make it sound like I'm 5 and the straight of Hormuz is really straight and hasn't sucked me off. Again the guy is straight, not like Bubba.

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@swankypantsu@lemmy.world 2026-04-15 23:09

*Women are actually pretty happy that I’ve decided to finally treat them with respect. I’m doing it for them, sure — but also for myself, and honestly for society as a whole. This kind of situation won’t happen again. They’ve basically agreed to respond better to me now that I’m acting different. I mean, when I show up, they’ll probably appreciate it — maybe not say it outright, but you can tell. We’re working together now, in a smarter way, and it’s going really well! Isn’t that better than all the conflict and rejection??? BUT REMEMBER, I could go back to how things were before if I wanted to — I just don’t, because I’m choosing the better path now.*

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@Red_October@piefed.world 2026-04-16 14:28

Jesus fuckin christ, it's like a child wrote it. I was sure this was fake, it had to be fake. I just wish it was fake.

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@finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2026-04-16 01:42

I'd like to see Trump fight. It'd be funny. "I know fighting. NOBODY knows more about fighting than me. I was at the MMZ the other night. Big guys came up to me, tears in their eyes, "MR PRESIDENT, can you give me some advice for my next fight?" "Don't get in the octagone with everybody's favourite president", I told him. I meant it as a joke. I do that self-depreciating humour, because I'm so humble. Lot of people don't think I am, but I am. I don't like to brag, but I'm the best at self-depreciting. Believe me. Believe me. Anyway, you could tell from the fear in his eyes he thought I was serious. Which is okay. If I was there, it would be MY ring. I wouldn't want to be in my ring with me either".

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@gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-15 14:14

...This just cannot be real.

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@Armand1@lemmy.world 2026-04-15 16:07

Alright granddad, let's get you to bed.

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@heartpunk25@lemmy.world 2026-04-15 16:02

Because Melania never hugs him off camera.

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@titanicx@lemmy.zip 2026-04-15 20:43

I mean I mostly understand this but God damn that title makes me think I had a stroke.