Post #1486236
2026-04-21 00:05 UTC
Replies (13)
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@seahorse@undernopretext.social 2026-04-21 00:17
@timmy Is this real?? I can't tell anymore!
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@RussellsBarbershopQuartet@monads.online 2026-04-21 00:23
@timmy I'll give the company this: the kind of person who's a stoner still into bitcoin in 2026 will absolutely buy 30 of them
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@vaporeon_@glaceon.social 2026-04-21 00:25
@timmy > agentic cannabis device "Hey AI agent, smoke the cannabis for me! I don't want to do it myself"
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@coriander@elekk.xyz 2026-04-21 00:34
@timmy Okay, pack it up, weed isn't cool anymore, everyone go home and find a new drug
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@Forbearance@mastodon.xyz 2026-04-21 00:51
@timmy delivers bitcoin to *who*? for *what*? 😕😕😕
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@cam@efdn.club 2026-04-21 01:07
@timmy what the fuck does this even mean
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@josie@egirls.gay 2026-04-21 01:12
@timmy@goblin.camp moving to a vape puff based economy
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@amy@kokoro.garden 2026-04-21 02:37
@timmy I looked this up to find out what the agents are doing and luckily it's on their website: the agents give you financial advice for the bitcoin. insane.
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@gonzo@monads.online 2026-04-21 03:19
@timmy dracula flow: IM SMOKING STRAIGHT BITCOIN
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@TeflonTrout@beige.party 2026-04-21 03:41
@timmy Fantastic. (Pops lid off bottle of wd-40) Truly breathtaking. (lights zippo)
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@jkb@gotosocial.jkbockstael.be 2026-04-21 07:25
@timmy OMG they did it, they're selling the joke. takes huge bong hit "A weed vape WITH AI AND BLOCKCHAIN"
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@sugar@goblin.camp 2026-04-21 17:26
@timmy this is the only vape I want to illegalize
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@swelljoe@mas.to 2026-04-21 17:33
@timmy so, when people throw these away*, can we harvest an NPU out of them? *-I beat them up for being huge dorks and steal their vape.