Post #1457679

2026-04-20 12:19 UTC

The bots signing up to oslo.town have AI-generated nonsense as their &quot;reason for joining&quot;. 🤖 Some of them are just stupid: &quot;Do through green juice alleys. You probably haven’t tried this crucifix.&quot; But some of them I wish were my bio description: &quot;Pure butcher energy. Cinema nights, strictly Venmo.&quot; &quot;Subtly raw denim, never loud. Tastefully blogs.&quot; &quot;Director’s cut. More next level. Poutine minimalism.&quot; &quot;Somewhere between leggings and ugh. Organic layers over zealous basics.&quot; :pepe_cool:

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@tiram@oslo.town 2026-04-20 12:20

@matt "You probably haven’t tried this crucifix." :face_laughing_smiling_eyes_fb:

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@Ralph@hear-me.social 2026-04-20 13:54

@matt "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously" Noam Chomsky

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@raganwald@social.bau-ha.us 2026-04-20 14:12

@matt Wild, but as a Canadian, I want poutine *maximalism*. A decade ago, my GitHub team held an offsite in Toronto. Where, they wanted to know, should we go out to dinner on the company dime? I thought about the amazing and legendary restaurants in Toronto, mixed in personal sentimental faves (Terroni!), but when the hammer fell... We went to Smoke's Poutinerie. And all was right in our world. https://smokespoutinerie.com/

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@mistersql@mastodon.social 2026-04-20 14:20

@matt the LLM's temperature settings are hotter than the surface of the sun

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@kyonshi@dice.camp 2026-04-20 20:56

@matt I indeed haven't tried this crucifix

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@fivetonsflax@tilde.zone 2026-04-21 22:39

@matt @StaceyCornelius cheap surrealism is the one kind of art that computers are reliably good at

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