Post #1377534
2026-04-17 15:47 UTC
Today I am really excited to announce my new AI model, SKYNET. The capabilities demonstrated by this model are impossible to believe, often times rivaling or exceeding human ability. In our tests, SKYNET chose to nuke humans out of existence in 99 out of 100 test scenarios, which is why we've chosen to limit access to the new SKYNET model to a few chosen partners so that they can build the appropriate bunkers in New Zealand and/or offshore floating city sovereign nations.
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@lmorchard@masto.hackers.town 2026-04-17 16:54
@benbrown You know, I am honestly surprised that no one's named an AI product "Skynet" yet. I bet there was a meeting where someone had to talk Elon down from using that name for Starlink
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@hollowone@mas.erb.pw 2026-04-18 16:36
@benbrown sounds like LLMs disappointed you badly that week, huh? :)