Post #135469
2026-01-15 16:21 UTC
Replies (15)
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@unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 2026-01-15 16:45
Can't tell if this is photoshopped or not..
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@Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 2026-01-15 16:41
Bees are venomous not poisonous. Where's my golden star?
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@CubitOom@infosec.pub 2026-01-15 18:37
https://beesbeesbeesbees.com/
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@phaedrus@piefed.world 2026-01-16 04:04

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@ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 2026-01-15 16:40
Just don't get the purses mixed up
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@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-01-15 17:25
>[What the fuck am I doing? I'm covered in bees! Help!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYuvLSFFalo&t=74s)
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@blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-01-15 18:01
I'll just keep a cardboard box on the back seat with a big H on it
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@ceenote@lemmy.world 2026-01-15 16:56
What if the thief has a beekeeping hobby? You'd be playing right into their hands.
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@gerryflap@feddit.nl 2026-01-16 12:55
Nooooo! Don't make all those bees angry and lock them up. Bees need to be happy. Let them roam freely. Use wasps instead, those fuckers can rot in hell.
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@Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2026-01-15 17:47
He's a poet and he doesn't know it.
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@stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2026-01-15 19:58
If you did this your window would still be broken when you come back and your car would he filled with poisonous Bees, funny AF but still won't save your car.
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@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2026-01-16 01:17
That's why you arrive in a stolen car and leave the keys in it. You get the joyride, they do the time.
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@CelestialBunny@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-01-16 09:23
Okay so I filled a purse with bees like this sign said and now I can’t get back into my car. They’ve been swarming this whole time and I’m too scared to open the door.
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@trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2026-01-15 17:03
Beter use wasps, they can sting multiple times
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@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2026-01-16 00:59
That escalated quickly