Pretty sure this is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse...
2026-03-20 00:26 UTC
Replies (17)
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@db2@lemmy.world 2026-03-20 02:24
Earlier Chuck I would be more concerned. Like Meatloaf it will be more of a relief that he can’t fuck up any longer. Next that piece of shit Clapton though. Music thief, xenophobic racist, there’s nothing to like there, just die Eric. Edit: Chuck’s dead, March 20
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@YoFrodo@lemmy.world 2026-03-20 01:14
Chuck Norris is a POS. Hes a massive outspoken bigot. The chuck norris jokes are lame now because he has become the joke. What a fucking loser.
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@Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 2026-03-20 14:31
+++BREAKING NEWS+++ he dead now
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@LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 2026-03-20 03:31
Yeah right, the only way he's going down is if Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodor Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass.
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@SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 2026-03-20 07:38
You mean the hospital has been rushed to Chuck Norris
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@hellfire103@lemmy.ca 2026-03-20 00:35
Chuck Norris doesn't suffer medical emergencies: medical emergencies suffer Chuck Norris.
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@Evotech@lemmy.world 2026-03-20 16:22
He looked great for 86
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@Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2026-03-20 12:24
Gods, I can't wait for Chuck Norris to die just so the stupid 'jokes' will too. They were never funny, and Norris is a piece of shit
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@6stringringer@lemmy.zip 2026-03-20 17:45
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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@Jumbie@lemmy.zip 2026-03-20 01:24
Imagine if Chuck goes before his god, Dotard.
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@GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2026-03-20 00:56
Chuck Norris isn't a harbinger of the apocalypse, he *is* the apocalypse.
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@Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 2026-03-20 14:25
Damn is he Donald Trumps arch enemy? The size of the hands...
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@blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-03-22 11:59
This aged well
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@WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2026-03-20 01:16
There's flirting with death and then there's just teasing it.
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@Fedizen@lemmy.world 2026-03-20 08:09
Has anyone asked AI if this is real?
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@i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 2026-03-20 00:53
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
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@1984@lemmy.today 2026-03-20 06:19
The injury decided to stop existing when it realized who it was attacking.