She is a "working girl" after all

@SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 2026-03-30 13:52

You don’t pour concrete, you place it.

@PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 2026-03-30 15:39

I once met a hooker who said "I'll do anything for 50 dollars". I said "Paint my house." I gave her a paint bucket and told her to start with the porch. She came back about an hour later and said "All done!". I said, "Wow, that was fast." She said, "Yeah, I'm getting pretty good at this. Oh and by the way, that's not a porch, it's a Mercedes."

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@daannii@lemmy.world 2026-03-30 15:44

I have this friend, a lady electrician. I met her at a reddit meetup. She told us this amusing story of working downtown. She was outside one of the downtown big corp buildings, on the street side. Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette on her break. And this dude pulls up to her in his car. Rolls down the window. Asks her if she's working. To which she replies. "Yeah I'm working". At which point the conversation moved to her realizing he was asking her if she was a prostitute. This happened In the middle of the day. A work day. She's wearing work clothes. Tool belt. The whole thing. And this guy thought she was a "working gal".

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@barkybeak@lemmy.zip 2026-03-30 14:36

I have a sweet gum tree and it produces these gumballs everywhere. They are prickly and get caught everywhere. I would gladly pay $50 to get rid of them all. This also reminds me of those posts on Facebook where some dude posts “need money quickly. Lost my job. Willing to do anything. Manual labor included” Then I contact them and offer $250 to do some lawn work. “Appreciate it, but I prefer to work inside”

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@toad@sh.itjust.works 2026-03-31 08:55

When ICE deported all my mexicans

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@softwarist@programming.dev 2026-03-30 18:43

This looks like an illustration from wikiHow and now I wanna know which article needed it.

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@socsa@piefed.social 2026-03-30 20:59

Have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?

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@theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-03-30 17:32

Sure but I have limited experience and that's an hourly rate.