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2026-04-13 01:41 UTC
Replies (5)
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@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2026-04-13 03:38
The thing about birds is, they have no sphincter. Meaning, they can't "close" their butthole. So whenever they feel the need to poop, there is a 100% chance that whatever is below them gets pooped on. You are never safe from being pooped on if a bird is above you. The most unrealistic thing about pirates is that their shoulders aren't full of poop stains.
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@BC_viper@lemmy.world 2026-04-13 03:04
Another deep state post. I know birds aren't real. Stop trying to fool everyone.
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@qualia@lemmy.world 2026-04-13 05:24
Have you ever seen a birdhouse with a toilet? —a bird
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@lasta@piefed.world 2026-04-13 04:36
Oh they know there’s a difference, or else they wouldn’t strategically shit the opposite color of the object they target. (Jokes aside, [the white portion of bird droppings is uric acid and the dark portion is fecal matter](https://lovethebirds.com/science-of-bird-poop/), which they excrete from the same opening).
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@Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2026-04-13 15:18
Never saw a bird use a toilet. So no, even to them they are not the same.