Post #1279948
2026-04-13 03:38 UTC
The thing about birds is, they have no sphincter. Meaning, they can't "close" their butthole.
So whenever they feel the need to poop, there is a 100% chance that whatever is below them gets pooped on.
You are never safe from being pooped on if a bird is above you. The most unrealistic thing about pirates is that their shoulders aren't full of poop stains.
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@trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-13 11:36
While birds might have no mechanism for not shitting at will, they can however, very well shit at will, and very targeted.