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Post #1089197

2024-04-10 06:16 UTC

Opps tried sending me a DDoS. Jokes on them, I never had service to begin with. I blink packets into the heavens like sending SOS morse codes. My computers plugged into the dirt below me. We transmit packets over tin can and string. Tried dialling into the ISP they put me on hold

Replies (4)

  • @ipg@wetdry.world 2024-04-10 06:27

    Im holdin out on 1G. Im reaching my phone out the window to catch a gust of signal. Internet so slow all my pictures look like the Super Nintendo. All my packets got no time to live. Games give me wins for disconnecting out of pity. Ping times in the hours and I still got no pong

    Open ##1089196

  • @gjersey999@talk.marq42.xyz 2024-04-10 20:04

    @ipg@wetdry.world the three letter agents tried tracing the IP, now they gotta follow a map drawn on a napkin from the ISP i patched into. I got CAT3 illegaly spliced between every highway marker to a rusted switch a meter in the ground. call that an in-line network. I'm on Quake 2 public lobbies downloading epubs from the AWS. Shit ain't nothing to me, man.

    Open ##1836474

  • @kyler1k@mastodon.social 2024-04-12 04:52

    @ipg

    Open ##1836475

  • @netbat@bat.netbat.net 2024-11-26 05:41

    @ipg youtu.be/zUqPqg2jjro

    Open ##1836476