Post #1089196
2024-04-10 06:27 UTC
Im holdin out on 1G. Im reaching my phone out the window to catch a gust of signal. Internet so slow all my pictures look like the Super Nintendo. All my packets got no time to live. Games give me wins for disconnecting out of pity. Ping times in the hours and I still got no pong
Replies (3)
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@ipg@wetdry.world 2024-04-10 13:07
Cooked up a full three-course meal while waitin on a Wikipedia page. We dialed in for 56k of jack shit. My modem lights blink an S.O.S. signal. My cable box acting like its got no cable. You want the wifi password? Its "Slow as shit". Im the world record holder for the Chrome dinosaur game. Hes like a brother to me. This shit aint loadin for me LAN.
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@boxy@wetdry.world 2024-04-10 06:28
@ipg this toot is fire em,
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@brokenscholar@digipres.club 2024-04-10 07:24
@ipg "ping times in the hours and I still got no pong" killed me.