Post #1031496

2026-04-07 14:17 UTC

i am not that kind of doctor and the MAL is not that kind of lab but the combination of those titles means we get very funny spam. in today&#39;s, some guy wants to come inspect my microscope.

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@dr_a@mastodon.social 2026-04-07 15:23

@rose_alibi you could send hime a link to https://www.mediaarchaeologylab.com/collection/gameboy-pocket-ce90c87 and ask about calibration.

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@lolcat@digipres.club 2026-04-07 15:53

@rose_alibi A dear friend, colleague, and sometime officemate always answered the phone with a confident, baritone "Laboratory". Yes, we were connected to a large proteomics, genomics, and biophysics lab, complete with thousands of square feet of wet bench space, but the two of us were nowhere near that stuff - sometimes in an entirely different building. I liked it.

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@a@pdx.social 2026-04-07 16:17

@rose_alibi I know a guy who keeps getting invited to conferences on epidemiology because he’s published about how to deal with viruses. Computer viruses.

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@davebauerart@mastodon.social 2026-04-07 22:20

@rose_alibi Not even an Intel QX3 Microscope?

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