Post #1020235
2026-04-08 21:12 UTC
J.K. Rowling Escapes Insane Asylum
Sightings of a barefoot, straightjacket-clad individual who matched Rowling’s description were reported just hours after her escape. Terrified witnesses said this person sprinted into open traffic and jumped onto the hoods of vehicles, screaming, “This highway is for biological females only!” and “You’ll never be a biological woman! You’re a car!”
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@mister_shade02X2@mastodon.social 2026-04-08 21:34
@jasmine The author will never stop being an insane and awful person. But I think she would probably be a lot quieter if we were doing a much better job of shunning the boy wizard’s franchise.
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@jiub@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net 2026-04-09 01:27
@jasmine@chaosfem.tw Public Worries Delusional Author May Use Social Mediathe onion never misses lmao
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@mjdxp@labyrinth.zone 2026-04-09 01:29
@jasmine your stupid wizard fanfiction won't help you now :neocat_evil: