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  • New infinite money glitch just dropped. Rent a truck from Home Depot. Siphon all the gas out of the tank. Return it empty. Incur fee at only $6.50 per gallon 💰️

  • Found out what rancid sugar smells like today: feet?

  • Starting to refer to my lunch break as "smoking a big cigarette"

  • It's really funny that every embedded map on websites have a gesture to tell you to use 2 fingers instead of dragging the fucking map! Some motherfucker actually got promoted by telling users, "Not like that, dumbass!"

  • EUobserver revealed last week that a director in the Belgian intelligence service (VSSE), had exchanged WhatsApp messages with ex-EU commissioner Didier Reynders, which may have been part of a criminal conspiracy to block VSSE reports into Reynders alleged wrongdoing. https://euobserver.com/244962/ex-eu-commissioner-reynders-faces-new-belgian-and-polish-scrutiny-after-euobserver-revelations/

  • I love a good slapstick movie

  • When you're a journalist, and you think you invented note taking, but aren't sure what the Notes app is for on your phone

  • Oh goody, covid’s back

  • None of the official symptoms of covid are anything like the actual current symptoms of covid

  • Why is Mail so bad at adding?

  • Labour wanting the government to "investigate VPNs" sounds like something you'd expect a mildly authoritarian like Starmer to suggest. It would be great to have someone with a slight awareness of how computers work to be consulted when they come up with this shit. It's "lets ban encryption" all over again

  • Moving to iain@kolektiva.social because anti.social is dead again. And also I can't just migrate accounts because anti.social is on Plenoma and doesn't support it. Just join whatever instance you want they said, you can change it any time they said...

  • @moraynewlands wrong account, try iain@kolektiva.social

  • ⚠️ Deadline to apply is FRIDAY (Oct 30)! We're seeking a PAID intern to cover the #Texas Lege. If you're finishing your school/early career and want hands-on experience in political journalism, send a resume. 20/hours per week and located at our #Austin office: https://www.texasobserver.org/2027-legislative-internship/ #journalism #media #politics #CentralTexas #jobs #FediHired #GetFediHired #TXlege

  • I'm really wondering what the Cheesecake Factory thinks of all this free but dubious publicity.

  • @BobLefridge It’s almost like China wants to be the next Florida

  • @1finekitty in America politicians are above the law

  • @weaniejeanie53 I couldn’t get it to open but I’ll pass it along.

  • If only this were true

  • He’s probably on the DieSantis ‘24 campaign crew.

  • Settle down Ronny

  • I swear this is my last Taco Tuesday

  • https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-suggesting-ron-desantis-pedophile-1234675596/ They will eventually eat their own young

  • I wonder why DieSantis thinks it’s important to point out to trump that he’s “busy fighting Biden”. Why do Qpublicans think Americans want infighting in the government? We want our representatives to work together for the good of America.

  • @HamonWry

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