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#nonsense #bEit #wantto :akko_fistup: :ablobwobble:
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Oh God yes. Pepperidge Farm remembers. It's almost like if you hear about marriage rights for consenting adults and your mind goes straight to those topics, maybe a relationship with a consenting adult isn't your thing. #LGBT #Epstein
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My life as a Mac user, a tale in three acts: 2006: A new OSX version is out! Sweet, time to upgrade 🎉 2016: Ah, new MacOS version arrived. Gonna wait a few months, let them iron the kinks out. 2026: Oh, Apple pushed a new OS? That's nice *goes back to using Fedora*
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#Carney puts another piece of #Canada up for sale 😓 https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/carney-airport-private-investment-9.7344327
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More on the auctioning off of Canada's airports to private companies: - They currently operate as non-profits, specifically to keep traveller costs down - To squeeze a profit out, the new operators will have to jack up prices for travellers, lower wages, or be subsidized by the feds - Long story short: Privatization means cash for #Carney's friends, and misery for Canadian travellers https://www.policyalternatives.ca/news-research/air-travel-in-canada-is-about-to-get-more-expe...
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Proud of my home province of #BC for filing this lawsuit, to make #OpenAI face real consequences for their multiple failures that abetted and encouraged the Tumbler Ridge shooter: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/09/lawsuit-demands-openai-pay-for-new-school-after-chatgpt-used-in-shooting/
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When even folks in the US are concerned about the environmental impact of a new #oil pipeline on #BC's west coast, it's time to reconsider this project: https://thetyee.ca/News/2026/09/29/Pump-Brakes-West-Coast-Oil-Pipeline/
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I'm proud to announce I've opened a new paternity testing facility in Indiana, It's called, "Hoosier Daddy."
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When an eel has a maw with a pharyngeal jaw, that's a moray.
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I asked my daughter with a psychology degree, "So, do you still like hanging out with your dad or am I a case study?" She glanced at me, picked up her phone, and said, "Subject is aware."
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In a bakery shop: "I'd like to buy a muffin with chocolate chips." Shop keeper: "Sorry, we only take cash."
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A joke becomes a Dad Joke once it is apparent.
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Wow, running into your old statistics professor, would be like, "what are the chances?"
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I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, and got distracted on the way back. I have no idea what's going on, and now I have to pee. 😏
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Job interview: "It says here on your CV that your first job was as a shop window mannequin." "Yes, I held that position for a long time."
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Told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.
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I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
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PRO TIP: Carry binoculars when hiking, so when you make frequent stops, it looks like you are appreciating nature and not fighting for air.
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Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
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I was today's day old when I realized the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.
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Can an admin please tell me why my post was removed. I'm really annoyed by this because my fence has fallen over.
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My girlfriend poked me in the eye. I stopped seeing her.
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My brother took going to jail rather poorly. He refused food and drink. He spat and swore at anyone who came close to him and started throwing things everywhere. After that we NEVER played Monopoly again.
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I suffer from kleptomania, but when it gets really bad, I take something for it.