Recovering industry analyst, research director & CISO. Senior Fellow at @AtlanticCouncil @CyberStatecraft. Single, childful cat lady. General Content Warnings: snark, bad words, even worse puns, occasional flashes of borrowed insight, plugging of selected $employer events and publications, random brain radio songs, multilingual commentary BECOME UNPROMPTABLE Note: Sufficiently advanced shitposting is indistinguishable from thought leadership. — @jwgoerlich
Hello, my name is David. ('Dave' is someone else.) I am a geekosaurus. “You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.” ZT for hate, including, but not limited to: - racists - homophobes - transphobes - sexists - religious bigots - "alt-Right" (i.e. Nazis who won't accept the name) - Nazis who accept the name (props for having THAT much integrity, I guess?) - Tr*mp supporters - who are all of the above, at least by toleration By day, I am an information security guy. CISSP(2005), CRISC(2011), CISM(2012), CCSK(2013), RIMS-CRMP(2024), C)HISSP (2025) I'm an INTJ, so I love being asked. So, ask! When buying isn't ownership, piracy isn't theft. U3BvY2sgaW4gdGhlIHN0cmVldHMsIEtpcmsgaW4gdGhlIHNoZWV0cy4= TGVzIGdlbnMgaW50ZWxsaWdlbnRzIHNhdmVudCBxdWUgamUgc3VpcyBpbnRlbGxpZ2VudCwgZXQgbGUgcmVzdGUgZCdlbnRyZSB2b3VzIHBldXQgYWxsZXIgc2UgZmFpcmUgZm91dHJlLg==
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