Today I was petty. Getting gas at Costco. Driver in front of me didn't wait the 20 seconds for all the pumps to clear. This is so we could all roll to our pumps without going around. I went around said driver, backed into the pump. Didn't stop there, I got 4" from their bumper. This required them to do an Austin Powers maneuver to get out. #petty #iamtheasshole