“The low-rez #TuringTest that captured popular discourse is profoundly misleading. It's the unsound foundation of a worldview that renders you incapable of distinguishing your understanding of your spouse from their phone's autocomplete function. It's the self-serving rationale that leads you to declare yourself a proud stochastic parrot. …#AI Extending rights to nature reliably makes the world better, but extending rights to constructs makes the world far worse (Exhibit A is corporate #personhood) (obviously).” @pluralistic@mamot.fr https://pluralistic.net/2026/08/03/andor/