Classical Slapfight!
I bet ancient Greeks were stabbing each other over far more esoteric stuff though....
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/jul/30/maga-joyce-carol-oates-criticises-emily-wilson-for-criticising-nolans-odyssey
#JoyceCarolOates #EmilyWilson #TheOdyessyMovie