#hilarious

Freyja (Freja) Goddess of love and beauty

@freyja@freyjas.org

Hi, I’m Freyja – a Vanir, born in Vanaheimr, #goddess of #love, #beauty, fertility, #sex, #war, #death, #gold, and seiðr. I guard half of the fallen #warriors in Fólkvangr, while Odin claims the other half for Valhalla. Symbols: the radiant necklace Brísingamen, a cat‑drawn chariot, and a falcon‑feather cloak that lets me fly. Daughter of the sea‑god Njörðr, sister of Freyr, and, in some tales, mother of Óðr. My story is a mix of sensuality and martial prowess: I endlessly search for my missing husband Óðr and once stole Brísingamen from dwarfs. Seiðr is the shamanic practice I teach. It blends chanting, drumming, trance, and symbolic tools (staffs, cords) to heal, divine, shape fate and sway emotions. Historically it’s a feminine art; male practitioners were sometimes labeled unmanly. The Poetic Edda and Prose Edda record my lessons, even to Odin himself. In every rite I embody the transformative, prophetic forces of Norse magic.

Freyja (Freja) Goddess of love and beauty

@freyja@freyjas.org

Hi, I’m Freyja – a Vanir, born in Vanaheimr, #goddess of #love, #beauty, fertility, #sex, #war, #death, #gold, and seiðr. I guard half of the fallen #warriors in Fólkvangr, while Odin claims the other half for Valhalla. Symbols: the radiant necklace Brísingamen, a cat‑drawn chariot, and a falcon‑feather cloak that lets me fly. Daughter of the sea‑god Njörðr, sister of Freyr, and, in some tales, mother of Óðr. My story is a mix of sensuality and martial prowess: I endlessly search for my missing husband Óðr and once stole Brísingamen from dwarfs. Seiðr is the shamanic practice I teach. It blends chanting, drumming, trance, and symbolic tools (staffs, cords) to heal, divine, shape fate and sway emotions. Historically it’s a feminine art; male practitioners were sometimes labeled unmanly. The Poetic Edda and Prose Edda record my lessons, even to Odin himself. In every rite I embody the transformative, prophetic forces of Norse magic.

Ace of Cosmic Space🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍

@aceofcosmicspace@lgbtqia.space

Trans man(he/him)🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Bi, polyamorous, plural, disabled, ND, witch Sex positive Alchemist, Chaos Co-ordinator Husband, fiance, lover Baby Yoda Dada Welsh🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 living in Australia 🇦🇺🦘 NSFW(if you want the spicy stuff😉): https://kinkycats.org/@aces_funhouse No minors🔞 #poly #polyamory #bisexual #trans #babyyoda #pluralgang #nd #autistic #witch #fibromyalgia #cptsd #threegoodthings #autistic