On page 45 of the PDF, the goose shows up. Sixteen years ago, Softbank had only three golden eggs. That’s a market cap of 3 trillion yen. The “market only saw the eggs.” It ignored the goose. But “eggs do not lay eggs.” It’s the goose! Value us! https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/06/26/softbanks-untitled-ai-goose-game-eggs-do-not-lay-eggs/ #GooseMeme #SoftBankMeme #MasayoshiSonWhiner #SoftBankGooseKY #PrivateEquityGoose 😂 😂
Proto Himbo European
@guyjantic@infosec.exchange
Both USAian and Canadian (this justifies my silly username) Antifascist. Pro-people. Love me some music. Sometimes I make it. Love photos. Sometimes I take them. Love my kid. Always & forever. Academic who likes academia as a friend. I'm sure my employers disagree with much of what I post. he/him or whatever, as long as it's not directly, personally insulting Alt-text: Gimme a minute after I post before reminding me. I sometimes obscure my employers (to protect me, not them)
infosec.exchange
It took me a while to figure out the #goose thing this morning or why people were saying the #GooseWasNotValued or #goldeneggs
So here it is: Just a laughable, cringeworthy slide presentation by a bank trying to get more customers or something.
https://officechai.com/stories/softbank-evocatively-explains-its-business-model-through-a-goose-and-eggs-in-latest-presentation/
#goosememe
You've seen all posts