#getoffmylawn

I'm thinking of opening an account whose only purpose for me to correct all the missing or misused apostrophes on #mastodon. This is not a poll; I'm not committing to following the wisdom of any crowd on this, no matter how wise. #punctuation #petpeeve #apostrophes #GetOffMyLawn

I also don't like that everything became all about pull requests instead of commits. Nobody reads the commit messages these days. They might as well not be there. If I wrote all my commit messages at work by rolling my face across the keyboard, not one person would notice. #OldManYellsAtCloud #GetOffMyLawn

IN OTHER NEWS i just reckoned i have been online for 42 years. started using the internet at the University of Puerto Rico. compared to my friends, twas living in the future using Gopher: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gopher_%28protocol%29 my digital footprint is older than most Millennials and Zoomers. which protocol did you first use to pop your internet cherry? #getOffMyLawn