So apparently some guy named Mike Johnson told the US Senate that they can't come to work for the next 3 months straight, conveniently after the midterm election is done. They were about to fire Pete from ruling over the Pentagon, but then Mike stepped up and said, "Nope! No one can work anymore!"
And the response of every US senator, including the one you elected, was "OK Mr. Jones. Have a lovely day!" And then they all meekly shuffled out of the Capitol Building to enjoy their three month paid vacation.
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