From the article: “As of now, the only solution that we found as to how to solve that is with the United States acquiring Greenland, but we’ll continue to explore other options to address those considerations,” a senior US official said before the summit.
OK, folks--here's the plan:
- Wait for #AgolfShitler to attack Greenland;
- Denmark invokes Article 5;
- An armed attack against one NATO member shall be considered an attack against them all;
- The United States, as a NATO member, is obligated to respond;
- The U.S. military is thus obligated to defend its allies against the White House;
- The U.S. military removes the Trump Administration from office and sends its leaders to the Hague for prosecution.
- QED. 😅