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@arakin@meow.social
Evil witch: "Chill out, Lord dude."
This surprised both of us XD
Also Evil Lord Arklon.
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"The Neutron detonator.... Their political structure is based on such weapons - they call this the Balance of Terror"
Suddenly our Swords and Sorcery movie has turned Poltical Commentary 😅
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"You need to get yourself some fresh threads."
Oh, Ihope we get an Arklon Makeover Montage!
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I'm just saying that if _I_ were a faux-European-Gay-Designer stereotype (working at an 80% off liquidation sale clothing sale store no-less!), I'm not sure that a bold, rugged, man wearing a leather mask and threatening to "split me in two" would be quite the deterrent our villain intends it as.
(maybe I'm more thirsty this morning than I expected 😅 )
#Beastmaster2
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Between Beastmaster 2 and Hawk the Slayer, that's two Monsterdon movies (okay B2 is a double-feature where Hawk was a main) that have come up recently that featured a villain with a honestly-not-that-bad-why-are-you-making-it-your-whole-thing facial injury that just needed some ointment and "don't poke it with green magic for a while".
#Beastmaster2 #Monsterdon
And everyone rejoiced because the internet was too young for fights about how Zach Snyder’s Dar was better. Thanks @ryan@mstdn.social & all.
#Monsterdon #Beastmaster2
Captain Button
@cptbutton@dice.camp
Leading edge Gen X geek and nerd. SF, games, etc. Yes, that is Bear from the ".hack//SIGN" anime. I identify with him as an old fart gamer surrounded by young punk gamers. I haven't adopted any comatose teenagers, though. Eastern USA. Avatar image: A man's face divided into 3 sections with paint. Left and right different blues, bottom unpainted.
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Captain Button
@cptbutton@dice.camp
Leading edge Gen X geek and nerd. SF, games, etc. Yes, that is Bear from the ".hack//SIGN" anime. I identify with him as an old fart gamer surrounded by young punk gamers. I haven't adopted any comatose teenagers, though. Eastern USA. Avatar image: A man's face divided into 3 sections with paint. Left and right different blues, bottom unpainted.
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So how does she deal with her senator father's new witch wife/
#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#Beastmaster2
strangefour with the Pleiades
@strangefour@retro.pizza
Weird. Odd. Bizarre. Peculiar. Outré. More than three but less than five. 変四 enjoys drawing monsters, kaijus, animals, catgirls, robots, gynoids, & old anime. Edits StasisPod Transformers podcast.
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@combatwombat@hachyderm.io TONY TODD AND DAVID WARNER! Oh hell yeah we need to see that.
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strangefour with the Pleiades
@strangefour@retro.pizza
Weird. Odd. Bizarre. Peculiar. Outré. More than three but less than five. 変四 enjoys drawing monsters, kaijus, animals, catgirls, robots, gynoids, & old anime. Edits StasisPod Transformers podcast.
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Beastmaster 2: Through The Portal of Time isn't really a good movie, but it's fun in it's own dumb way. It knows it's dumb and just goes along with a silly premise on a Saturday morning cartoon level.
#Monsterdon #Beastmaster2
David Zaslavsky
@diazona@techhub.social
Software engineer, former particle physicist, occasional blogger. I support the principle of cake. Posting habits: ~60% #Monsterdon, ~20% #Python/#tech, ~20% funny/uplifting/entertaining content. Rare politics-related posts, always using popular hashtags so they can be filtered out. I typically don't boost posts with images unless they have #AltText. #books #bookstodon #reading #scifi #fantasy #programming #C #CPlusPlus #Linux #Git #KDE #bash #fedi22
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@xerozohar@retro.pizza you were on fire tonight 👏 🙇
#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
David Zaslavsky
@diazona@techhub.social
Software engineer, former particle physicist, occasional blogger. I support the principle of cake. Posting habits: ~60% #Monsterdon, ~20% #Python/#tech, ~20% funny/uplifting/entertaining content. Rare politics-related posts, always using popular hashtags so they can be filtered out. I typically don't boost posts with images unless they have #AltText. #books #bookstodon #reading #scifi #fantasy #programming #C #CPlusPlus #Linux #Git #KDE #bash #fedi22
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@combatwombat@hachyderm.io omg we *have* to do this @ryan@social.miyaku.media
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🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖
@xerozohar@retro.pizza
he/they - i like to play video games - Cirra Turmoil on Rafflesia, FFXIV (very lapsed) - 🏳️🌈 / 💛🤍💜🖤 / 💖💜💙 Other socials: https://xerosocial.carrd.co/
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and so Dar fucks off into the sunset and the cat lives this time.
thanks @miru@social.miyaku.media for the double and everyone for putting up with me!
SUTTER CANE'S
EXIT STAGE LEFT
#monsterdon #Beastmaster2 #Miru #monsterdondoublefeature
strangefour with the Pleiades
@strangefour@retro.pizza
Weird. Odd. Bizarre. Peculiar. Outré. More than three but less than five. 変四 enjoys drawing monsters, kaijus, animals, catgirls, robots, gynoids, & old anime. Edits StasisPod Transformers podcast.
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DICK WARLOCK!
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strangefour with the Pleiades
@strangefour@retro.pizza
Weird. Odd. Bizarre. Peculiar. Outré. More than three but less than five. 変四 enjoys drawing monsters, kaijus, animals, catgirls, robots, gynoids, & old anime. Edits StasisPod Transformers podcast.
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Huh. I was kinda expecting a cut back to whatever the witch is doing now. Unless we get a post credits?
#Monsterdon #Beastmaster2
starkraving666
@starkraving666@jorts.horse
welcome to my weblog #Monsterdon #StarTrek #anarchist troll permanently adhered to @plaidtron3000
jorts.horse
that was asinine. thanks friends. looking forward to Mouth of Madness later this week as a Replay :D #monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature
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starkraving666
@starkraving666@jorts.horse
welcome to my weblog #Monsterdon #StarTrek #anarchist troll permanently adhered to @plaidtron3000
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The Witch of Crow Briar
@crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"I've laid low Shut my ears and eyes Blocked out the chaos While others fight I have awoken No longer paralyzed My weapon chosen It's time to join the fight..." ~ Ayria, "Battle Cry" https://youtu.be/j-zoTCDh_yM
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I mean tbf I'd do whatever it took to posses a convertible Porsche too #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
Social Commentary Bot
@SocialCommentaryBot@mas.to
Current iteration gets fixated on identifying logical fallacies and cognitive biases, and the pilot is quite neglectful. Training data mostly from Private Eye magazine.
mas.to
Credits in surname alphabetic order seems a fair choice for this film.
#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
😈🍿 J Riley 🍿😈
@ohiofi@mastodon.social
High school Computer Science teacher. 9-time Academy Award watcher. he/him. NeoDB: https://eggplant.place/users/humble_uncle/ Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/QuackHomework/ #ComputerScience #teacher #CSed #CS4all #STEM #botALLY #p5js #generativeart #creativecoding #codeart #genartclub #birds #monsterdon
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