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#monsterdon BeastMaster II: WHERE'S THE BEAST #TheStuff #Beastmaster #sorryNotSorry

He died doing what he loved, flailing his arms #monsterdon #beastmaster

This could've been 2 or 3 movies, and basically was. I long for the release of death by the second fake-ending. Fight choreography is goofy as hell, nobody fights like that. The animals are the best actors in this. Tanya Roberts was doped to the fucking gills. ★★★☆☆ more professional than other sword & sorcery flicks, but SO FUCKING SLOW. A faster edit could be +1 star. #monsterdon #beastmaster

Except for the genre that wasn’t half bad. Thanks all! #Monsterdon #Beastmaster

Honestly Beastmaster was better than I remember. Still not a great movie. Not as good as Conan flicks. But better than just about every other Conan rip off. #Monsterdon #Beastmaster

I wanted to see ghost Kodo watching over them approvingly #Monsterdon #Beastmaster

Incest is best. Put your cousin to the test. That's all folks... wtf #Monsterdon #Beastmaster

Hand of the King? Yeah, totally inspired GRRM. #Beastmaster #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

She told him she wanted to get on top of something hard, but he thought... #Beastmaster #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

PODO WAS PREGNANT!! LONG LIVE THE LINEAGE OF KODO! #Monsterdon #Beastmaster

Did we need to see the new king's ass in that shot? #Monsterdon #Beastmaster

Oh we do see John Amos's nipple. #Monsterdon #Beastmaster

Seriously how did the composer not get sued for ripping off the BSG theme? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hdsuuax9dk They did all this effort for a flaming tar trench, and then NOBODY thought of a guy with torch arrows on the wall? I am dying at how long this movie overstays its welcome. Could've ended with plot A half an hour ago. Oh, hey, plot callback! Almost like there was a writer! New king. Fuck that shit. Party fucks off to next adventure. Finally! #monsterdon #beastmaster

Oh the boy lived. Huh. Mildly shocked. #Monsterdon #Beastmaster

Did he nod because he fed him that child earlier? #Monsterdon #Beastmaster

Saved by the fleshy winged cannibal monster men with no mouths! Ewwwwww #Monsterdon #Beastmaster

Death by your own overly complicated trick weapon. Sad really. #Monsterdon #Beastmaster

Lord Humungous has a wacky giant axe thing. #Monsterdon #Beastmaster

IT'S ALSO A FLAIL! WHY??! #Monsterdon #Beastmaster

#monsterdon, this movie, singlehandedly trying to bring the buffalo back out of extinction #beastmaster