#andyborowitz

Andy Borowitz is a national treasure. #AndyBorowitz #PoliticalHumor https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-says-ai-far-less-likely-to?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=2337656&post_id=215728791&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=138cl&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email

We reject him and his enablers.

They must be held accountable and brought to justice.

And such tyranny must never contaminate this nation again.

Today we vow to set the United States on a new course.

To eliminate racism, sexism, and inequality.

To embrace honesty, empathy, and kindness.

To form a more perfect Union.

#andyborowitz #substack #trump #uspol #democrats #republicans #USPolitics #declarationofindependence #250years #america250th

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