I'm house sitting at my brother's. He has three cats. The smaller one, Chihiro, walks all over everything. including my keyboard.
Bitch is trying to Freakazoid my ass. You do NOT want me with Frekazoid powers.

Fuck you don't want ANYONE with Freakazoid powers. Can you imagine the living embodiment of today's internet???

Teach your cats to stay away from keyboards.