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@Cherry@piefed.social on piefed.social Open parent

What are you proud of this year? I don’t wanna hear i ran 3 marathons.

I want to hear the crazy awards stuff like…I drove the same road 438 times and exclusively listened to Fleetwood Mac.

Common share your special skill or unique achievement this year.

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@csolisr@hub.azkware.net on hub.azkware.net Open parent

Nobody cares about it, but I've been a straight-edge for 35 years and counting. No drugs, no booze, not even cranking the hog. On the other hand though, I can't afford anything fun anyways, neither on money, time, or the less-known ethical implications (haven't been able to watch a movie in years, for instance)

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@AnotherUsername@lemmy.ml · Dec 14

Congratulations for the no drugs no booze.

I recommend adding in some masturbation though, clearing out old sperm is a good thing overall. Just don’t death grip and don’t use porn. Your imagination is usually enough for most folks.

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