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@calango@programming.dev on programming.dev Open parent

Thanks for asking...

I use arch btw

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@ozymandias@sh.itjust.works on sh.itjust.works Open parent

this is the same corporate fueled viral joke as “vegans always telling everyone about being vegan”. maybe if windows wasn’t a vibe coded, microslop, death-by-1,000-papercuts, spycrosoft, torment nexus, then nobody would feel the need to tell people about linux?

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@nymnympseudonym@piefed.social on piefed.social Open parent

One of my favorite jokes: Q: A Vegan, a crossfit enthusiast, and a Linux user walk into a bar. How do we know? A: They told every. Damn. Person. In the bar. Within 5 fucking minutes.

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@ozymandias@sh.itjust.works · Mar 10

except it’s an unearned stereotype pushed by the corporations that lose money from people quitting meat and windows i could tell you a lot of jokes based on stereotypes but i don’t want to spread fud. also, i’ve never heard a single person talk about crossfit ever, but if they do, it’s probably because they enjoy it and want to tell you about things they have benefited from because they want you to be healthy and happier… not to gloat or whatever

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