"Stuff's borked. For more info, check Discord."

No.

I may have a Discord account, but I am being *very* selective about the servers I join, and in most cases it's to be a member of a community.

That is what Discord is for:

Communities.

It is not a Wiki.
It is not a status page.
It is not a repository.
It is not your website.
It is not a bug tracker or ticket system.
It is not an RSS feed.
It is not a blog.

Don't use it for any of those things.