to be clear I’m gonna be counter protesting a protest of a drag show so I’m being pro drag show. I put in my order for a megaphone to take to protest and events. the people protesting the show are the biblical type from what I hear, I’m actually pretty ignorant on the details, but I smell an instigation opportunity, or an opportunity to spread love to drag queens. I’m not into drag shows all I know is Rupaul drag show exist and its like a clothing designer show. I need more pro drag queen phrases to fall back on. I’ll say we love out lgbt community if I hear the f slur. but i have came up with some things like pointing to a preacher and saying they’re gonna have the next chomo/lester scandal. or I can be extra funny and say that they’re here to join us take on billionaire pedro-philes like Donald trump. ill up for pro-drag queen, anti-hater, or subversive phrases.

I’d be tempted to go all patriot on them: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” Shout “those against freedom and the pursuit happiness, are enemies of america!”