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@Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social on piefed.social Open parent
Just cook the chicken at 600C for 10min
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@floofloof@lemmy.ca on lemmy.ca Open parent
And the wedding date is tomorrow.
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@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent
All the 500 guests have already agreed to come.
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@Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · Mar 04
A decent number of them have already sent cash gifts. Which is already spent paying off the loan for the wedding planner and the artists that made some concept art of the theme which is being presented as actual footage of the venue, despite a few of the visuals being things that cutting edge technology cannot physically produce. Oh and after the last meeting where some of this was laid out, the wedding planner just started laughing hysterically, left the room, and isn’t answering or returning calls. The kids who were playing out front know a bit more information but are worried they’d get in trouble if they repeated what she said about the groom.
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