Just cook the chicken at 600C for 10min

And the wedding date is tomorrow.

All the 500 guests have already agreed to come.

And you are expected to estimate how long the work will take, but you’re only allowed to say that it will done by tomorrow.

I think a lot about how one time we spent s few hours estimating how long a project would take. Management came back and said no, that’s too long, we’d need to finish in a month. Well if that’s how long it has to take why not lead with that? Bunch of idiot empty husks doing cargo-cult “agile”