I didn't join the revolution to read

The US military is always asking for recruits. If you don’t read, you won’t know that “helping them” means killing civilians.

Putting on my D.A.R.E. T-shirt and clutching my state issued copy of the Ten Commandments and snapping in my Amazon Ring Camera, so I help the state identify any of those nasty, America hating Antifa I’ve been hearing so much about. I’m helping!