I'm stupid. Yesterday, I heard there was going to be a lunar eclipse. I jokingly asked my fiance if she wanted me to wake her up at 3:30 am to see it. Surprisingly, she said yes. So I set my alarm. We woke up at 3:30. We took the dog for a walk. We looked up at the moon. It was a perfect clear night. The moon was bright. But no eclipse. I was confused. I looked it up online. It's tonight, not last night. So yeah, I'm tired.