I will feel better, all I need is an aspirin, a beta blocker, a bowl of noodles, a 30 hour nap, 3 coffees, 20 mins in the sun, a pat on the head, emotional support, 700 hours of therapy, a bath, 200 hours of physio, a break from it all, fresh underpants, a bit of fruit, a jolly old time, some good friends, peaches in heavy syrup and a big fat bifta.
Is that so much to ask for?