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betterdeadthanreddit

@betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · Jan 22

Racing like a pisshorse.

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Remember_the_tooth

@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · Jan 22

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It is probably racing to the bathroom after three black coffees on an empty stomach.

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UnrefinedChihuahua

@UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com · Jan 22

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I only drink black coffee. When I was a smoker, the smell of coffee made me have to poop, almost immediately. Since quitting? Coffee has no such affect, although I have gone from 4 cups a day to 1, so I'm not sure how that plays into the equation.

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Remember_the_tooth

@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · Jan 22

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Only one way to find out. Eat a kilo of cheese. Fast for 24 hours and then drink coffee until it takes effect. If you write about your experiences, you can call it, "Null Hypothesis; Broken Toilet."

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Lazerouselaseras

@samburwell96@piefed.social · Jan 22

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Wow talk about a good answer to something that happened to me lol. I almost miss being 'regular' too.

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UnrefinedChihuahua

@UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com · Jan 22

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I was not regular after quitting for quite some time. I really needed to make a concerted effort to get more fibre into my diet and now I'm back to my old regular self!

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infinitesunrise

@infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net · Jan 22

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I'm fucking cracking up at this for real. Maybe it's the 2.5 coffee's worth of caffeine in my blood.

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sem

@sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · Jan 23

Epona?

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