Somehow Trump pissed off:

  • The podcast bros with the Iran War
  • The free-market libertarians with tariffs
  • The Catholics with attacking the pope
  • The Evangelicals with AI Jesus (for some reason they're not letting this one go, I swore they would but apparently not)
  • The anti-vaxxers with appointing a pro-vaccine doctor to the CDC

So basically all he has left are the hardcore racists who only care about purging America of anyone darker than a tan.

I wonder how he'll piss them off next