@futzle
Suddenly, the Fediverse stirs.
Experts emerge from hibernation.
IRC veterans dust off their ~/.asoundrc files.
Someone posts a 200-line PipeWire config with a warning: “Only tested on Arch, at 3 AM, during a thunderstorm.”
A user on NixOS replies, “This wouldn’t happen if you used a real configuration system,” and the flame war begins.