Post by @tomi000

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@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent

The joke is so far above your head that it is orbiting above you at an altitude of approximately 400 kilometers (about 250 miles) and travels at a speed of around 28,800 kilometers per hour (17,500 miles per hour), completing an orbit roughly every 92 minutes.

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@Dasus@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent

Got pretty offended I called your post “dumb”, huh?

Sure, yeah, this has tooootally gone over my head, because the joke is just soooooooooo intellectual and cryptic.

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@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent

Not offended, not all jokes are for all folks. It’s not a terribly deep joke, which does make the apparent lack of understanding it a bit worse. You should play Deus Ex, it’s a good game.

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@Dasus@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent

Again with the “apparent lack of understanding”.

Don’t you realise how hilarious it is to pretend someone can’t “get” your “joke”?

It’s not exactly rocket fucking science.

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@tomi000@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent

You literally didnt get the joke, how can you think being such a dick about it is justified?

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@Dasus@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent

So you’re one of those people who don’t think bad jokes exist? Or you’re a person who’s too afraid to say when they hear one?

What’s brown and sticky? A stick!!

“Why aren’t you doubled over, laughing so hard you have diarrhea? Oh, you just didn’t get the joke.”

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@tomi000@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent

How in the f do you still keep this up? You even pretended like theres no joke. Are you really so petty that you cant admit missing a joke? Its not a big deal, but your clown show is pretty embarrassing. Seems like you have some ego issues but Im not the one who needs to guide you through that so have a good day.

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@Dasus@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent

Okay, so explain what I missed, please?

You don’t think people should say when they hear bad jokes, because you grew up without anyone being allowed to criticise anything and eveyone having to simp to some societal order which you never even realised to think about.

So you literally think no matter how fucking dumb “a joke” is, you have to laugh at it. That probably means you’ve never actually laughed at a joke. So for you they’re not something fun, they’re just a social nicety. And not seeing that, well, that is a joke I am smiling aloud at. :D

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tomi000 in !lemmyshitpost

@tomi000@lemmy.world · 16d

Jesus the amount of cope here. You didnt think it was a bad joke, you just didnt get it. Its fine. Not everyone understands every reference. But getting this defensive about it instead of just saying ‘oh I see’ or simply ignoring it is some Trump level denial. I genuinely feel sorry for you.

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