Friday lunch experiment.

New café. Good food. Phone propped up on the table with the Wazuh dashboard glowing like a tiny command center. 🦩

Instead of doomscrolling the news, I’m watching my honeypots.

Every few seconds another line rolls in:

- Somewhere: SSH spray
- Somewhere else: WordPress exploit from 2016
- And just now… a heroic attempt at admin / admin

The attackers believe they’re hunting servers.

In reality they’ve wandered into a carefully arranged terrarium where everything they do gets logged, labeled, and occasionally laughed at.

The café thinks I’m checking messages.

Meanwhile I’m quietly watching the internet’s least productive fishing expedition unfold in real time while eating lunch.

Honestly, this might be the best monitoring interface ever invented:

Good food.
A glass of prosecco.
And attackers enthusiastically hacking machines that exist purely to waste their afternoon.

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