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Finally, the internet as it’s supposed to be!

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We could do even better. Just make it one big all-in-one subscription service. Everyone gets a monthly consumer basket of goods and services based on averages for their income level. Paychecks go straight to the provider. No more fuss. We’d save a ton on bandwidth by going back to cable. If someone gets a promotion and raise, no sweat, just scale up their subscription to fit their income. With the freedom to choose between three providers, you can trust that the free market competition is still happening in the background and keeping your basket as full as possible for your income level. Choose from Red’s Old-Fashioned Country Provider, Blue Futura Provider, or Green Mother Earth Provider.

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@anomnom__dup_10803@sh.itjust.works · Dec 17

Three providers? You must live in a big blue market. We get two and both are the same price with one being faster but missing half the features the other has. Unless you count Star link. No one should count Star link.

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