@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Or "Barack Obama just won another Nobel prize."

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Unfortunately it probably will be a blonde nurse with russian accent, telling him 'you can sign my bill after the handjob...' ☺️

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I hope they go for the low blow and just go with "even your daddy didn't like you."

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social [Alt-Text] I hope the last thing he hears is a nurse whispering in his ear, “Barack Obama was the best president we ever had.”

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social His eyes close then open in another place. The light here is a dim sulfurous yellow and the air thick with the smell of sulphur, Gutteral growls and wails of anguish fill the air as he tries to lift his head and notices the bands of shiny gold that hold him down. His jaw is roughly yanked open and a funnel jammed into his mouth. And thus begins the forever torrent of molten gold that sears and ruptures his organs over and over

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social His eyes close then open in another place. The light here is a dim sulfurous yellow and the air thick with the smell of sulphur, Gutteral growls and wails of anguish fill the air as he tries to lift his head and notices the bands of shiny gold that hold him down. His jaw is roughly yanked open and a funnel jammed into his mouth. And thus begins the forever torrent of molten gold that sears and ruptures his organs over and over

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social His eyes close then open in another place. The light here is a dim sulfurous yellow and the air thick with the smell of sulphur, Gutteral growls and wails of anguish fill the air as he tries to lift his head and notices the bands of shiny gold that hold him down. His jaw is roughly yanked open and a funnel jammed into his mouth. And thus begins the forever torrent of molten gold that sears and ruptures his organs over and over