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When women have a crush on men
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@Janx@piefed.social on piefed.social Open parent
Women are like cats. They rub on you, climb on you, try to be near you, sigh when they’re next to you, and we’re like “I think she’s just being friendly”. Also, I just told on myself that I don’t have a girlfriend because I compared women to cats…
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@TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent
Do you have cats? I have cats and I get messages on dating apps from women telling me they like me but I need to get rid of my cat to date them.
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@Janx@piefed.social · Mar 09
Wow, I can’t believe you said that!!! I was vibing with a woman who approached me. Got her number, we have similar interests, etc. I mentioned in a text something offhand about my cat in the context of “what have you been up to”… Boom. Instant ghost. Never heard from her again!
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