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@nikolasdimi@lemmy.world on lemmy.world Open parent
Modern API tools
this is the first meme I have ever made (yes I am that old) - so be gentle :) what does being modern mean to you?
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@CoyoteFacts@piefed.ca on piefed.ca Open parent
Oh my god my biggest pet peeve is every single new project awarding itself “modern, lightweight, blazing fast”. Seeing these words actually negatively affects my perception of your new super cool project. Along with the fucking emojis. aka: Modern: “I couldn’t understand the codebase of the previous solution, so I rewrote it using stuff I’m familiar with” Lightweight: “Featureless/no features that I don’t use” Blazing fast: “Doesn’t have any edge cases handled yet”
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@tempest@lemmy.ca on lemmy.ca Open parent
To be fair a lot of these things are js. I could probably write a new one faster than I could understand the existing code base.
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@dhruv3006@lemmy.world · Mar 09
Unfortunately I agree but there are a few that are different, for example have you tried Voiden ( voiden.md) maybe? We opensourced a few weeks back.
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