I feel like I’m 12 years old again at a busy public pool, and just watched the lifeguards clear everybody out. Anyone want to walk to Sev with me and buy a cyclone ice cream stick?

Ootl, what happened? Did he shit his pants on live TV again?

There was a weird noise in a recent press event at the oval office and then reporters were ushered outside - rumors are that the reporters said it smelled like he shit himself, but I haven't seen any primary source stating that. Seems most likely that this is a rumor and something else was going on, though it would be amusing if it were true.