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• Post #4420061

  RE: https://lgbtqia.space/@aceofcosmicspace/117048364035967179 "Give it to me straight, doctor. What is it?" "You've got an alien parasite inside of you." "An alien? When is this xenomorph going to burst?" "No, no, no. Not a xenomorph. Baby Yoda. You've got Baby Yoda attached to your heart." "Ah..." "Symptoms include mastery of The Force, and Yoda speech." "No way, there is that like Yoda speak, I will!!" #xeno...

• Post #3491784

  I might as well make the announcement that my ex-boyfriend and I are on a break from one another. The decision was a joint one, and amicable.

• Post #2588763

  A neuroqueer meeting is happening Sunday, May 17th at noon. It is followed at 2pm by a board game event. (Times are US Eastern.) This is happening at the MoCo Pride Center. https://www.mocopridefamily.org/events/neuroqueer-meeting-group-tpkcy https://www.mocopridefamily.org/events/gfghled92vvbdlbvcp7xmwx62q3x9e-z3jfm-23mdl-lb8hz-r4jfy-x8nc6-t5r7m-ezm54-shkhb-7lazf-etnay-r46dm #NeuroqueerMeetings #neuroqueer #BoardGames #queer #neurodivergent

• Post #2588762

  "First name?" "Cylon." "Cylon? I take it your parents were Battlestar Galactica fans." "No. They were great toaster collectors, however." #Cylons #BattlestarGalactica #toasters

• Post #2588761

  I'd like to say that my upcoming move (two weeks from now) is going to be a poor individual's move. But I can't. Oh, I ain't rich, but I blew this notion when I bought boxes. 😱 I tried to get boxes for free, but those that I could find were in jurisdictions where I don't want to go, too far, too messy, etc. The clock was ticking, and so I bought boxes so that I could start packing. Maybe we can call it a reasonable individual's move. After all,...

• Post #2588760

  I'm no car enthusiast. I have a car to get me from point A to point B. That's it. So it is not like I'm following the car market with great excitement. I barely knew what BYD is about before I saw the following video. Now, however, I can confidently say that Elon Musk is sucking his own dick while BYD is eating his lunch. #cars #Tesla #BYD #EVs https://youtu.be/V8sXTB3hm2Q

• Post #2588759

  I sent an email with three questions, and I explicitly said that I need three answers. 'cause the last time I sent multiple questions to that individual, one of my questions was ignored. :holdthepain: #autistic

• Post #2588758

  The Indie Beat Television has an ad that says "be kind, please rewind." Of course, I always rewind the streams that I watch. Even better, I watch them in reverse once I'm done watching them forward. That way, I don't have to rewind. :meow_beret_coffee: #BeKindRewind #TheIndieBeatTelevision #nonsense

• Post #2588757

  Wouf, câlisse!

• Post #2588756

  I had the opportunity to talk with Xfinity (Comcast) support this morning. I was treated to an upsell. Sure, it costs nothing for the first year, but then what does it cost? It is an upsell pure and simple. She said "you can cancel any time." I replied "You can cancel it now." :derpface: I was also treated to technical nonsense. The problem (which I still cannot say has been fixed) has to do with bridging and port forwarding. She asked for the name of my Wi...

• Post #2588755

  Does anyone know of a translation tool less liable to obliterate the author's voice than DeepL? If I do an English to Spanish and then a Spanish to English translation, I start with: "What are your reasons for learning Spanish?" I end up with: "Why do you want to learn Spanish?" This is too much meddling with what I wrote. This is just an example I have ready. I can get much worse. I don't have money to spend on this. Suggesting paying se...

• Post #2588754

  RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116579426391957008 I love how they put "wad" in quotes. "Hey, do you want to see the size of my 'wad'?" "..." "My 'wad' is huge." "..." "Wanna s... Hey! Where are you going??!" #wad #BigWad

• Post #2465300

  I find that the mainstream media has been fucking quiet about No Kings 3. The biggest protest in US history, and they don't give it the space it deserves? That's some lame shit. 👎 This is for the mainstream media: 🖕 #USPol #USNews #NoKings #NoKings3 #news #MainstreamMedia

• Post #1600795

  Sneaky scammer is sneaky! I got an email from my financial institution for a financial transaction. The subject line said "Pending charge" for almost $1000 dollars, but the transaction itself was a very small payment to me. So I went to the financial outfit's website to check the transaction. I was expecting it *NOT* to be there, but it was. I double-checked the email. All the links were to my financial institution and the phone number inside the mail was correct for...

• Post #1233210

  "Greeting fartling! We come in peace." "Fartling? I'm offended. Why not call me an Earthling?" "Do you fart?" "Well... yes." "We do not fart. We prefer to focus on something that distinguishes you from us, so fartling it is." #farts #fartlings #microfiction

• Post #1182217

  "Vance warns the pope should 'be careful' when talking about theology" So now Vance is going to school the head of the Catholic Church in theology? :headache: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/vance-warns-pope-careful-talking-theology-rcna331881 #USNews #USPol #JDVance #ThePope #theology

• Post #1061220

  The FCC does not want you to see Stephen Colbert's interview with James Talarico. CBS caved and instructed Colbert not to show it on broadcast. It can be shown online, however, since the FCC does not rule over streaming. I don't usually watch Colbert's interviews, but I made an exception. It was mainly to piss off the FCC chair, but I did not regret it. I suggest you do the same. It sure would be nice if we can bring up viewership through the roof. And to the FCC, to...

• Post #995716

  "Cocaine and caffeine detected in shark in The Bahamas, study shows" Oh, good. Sharks amped up on caffeine and cocaine is just what we needed. They were way too docile before. :holdthepain: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/cocaine-caffeine-detected-shark-bahamas-rcna266789 #news #sharks #cocaine #caffeine

• Post #969457

  #moths #autism #AutismAcceptanceMonth #meme

• Post #858904

  Allez enfants de la tartine, le jour de poire est arrivé. #tartine #poire

• Post #858903

  "Here we have a werewolf preforming an interpretive dance about heartbreak." #werewolves

• Post #858902

  "The appearance of consciousness was an accident. Whether it was a fortunate or an unfortunate accident depends on perspective." #consciousness

• Post #858901

  "I'm famished. What's for supper?" "Liquid Chicken. ™️ " "Liquid Chicken ™️ ? Yay!" Liquid Chicken ™️ is sure to bring a smile to all your family members' faces when you mention it. Ask for it by name at your local grocery store. "Do you sell Liquid Chicken ™️ ?" "Liquid what now?" "Liquid Chicken ™️ " "Ew! Hell no. Try the undertaker next door.&quot...

• Post #858900

  I am but a poofdingle. #poofdingle

• Post #858899

  Den stora älgvandringen starts on April 22nd. https://www.svtplay.se/den-stora-algvandringen #DenStoraÄlgvandringen #TheGreatMooseTrek #moose

• Post #858898

  "Captain, I detect a sudden gas emission." "Source?" "Give me a sec. It is coming... from the bridge." "The bridge?" "Yes." "But that's not possible... unless.... someone... farted." #StarTrek #farts

• Post #858897

  "Hahahaha!" exclaimed John, bemused by the situation. "Wait a damn minute!" "What?" "Why are you laughing?" "I'm bemused by the situation." "What do you think it means?" "That I'm amused." "Bemused means confused, not amused." "Oh." "Stop laughing and act confused now." " 😕 "...

• Post #858896

  Well, that brings a whole new meaning to "I'll knock that smile right off your face." This thought is brought to you because I was watching an animation made with plasticine, and one of the characters punched the other one in the face, and the lips of the punchee ended up on the floor. You're welcome... or something... #smile

• Post #858895

  "La pisse est belle..." (Merci surdité partielle.) #pisse #SurditéPartielle

• Post #858894

  "Comme les vieux et comme les fraisières..." (Toujours ma surdité partielle.) #SurditéPartielle